Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Season 7

[on Death Island]

Shake:
I am bored. Let's go back home.

Frylock:
We parachuted here!

Shake:
Yeah, I know, because it was cheaper!

Frylock:
The tickets said one-way.

Shake:
Round-trip was INSANE. You want to pay those prices, be my guest!

Frylock:
Had we rented the boat like I wanted, we could get back in the boat and go home!

Shake:
Well, we didn't do that, did we? Because someone didn't assert themselves enough. I keep telling you to read my book, Master Your Finances and $hake it Up!

[Shake opens the book]

Shake:
"Chapter 1: Make Every Problem Your Slave." Seriously, did you even pick it up?

Frylock:
Yeah, we got a garage full of 'em.

Shake:
Well, that's cause they didn't sell, because YOU shut the website down!

Meatwad:
Hey, y'all, we can take these jetskis over here.

Shake:
SHUT UP, Meatwad. I'm discussing my book over here!

Frylock:
Alright, Shake. You win. How do you make THIS problem your slave?

Shake:
Well, I'll tell ya. "Rule 1: Assess the situation." (looks around) We are fucked.

Meatwad:
Y'all see these jetskis?

Shake:
"Rule 2: Apply blame." You, Frylock. You're the one.

Meatwad:
What about these jetskis?

Shake:
"Rule 3: Don't let the blame-ee hear about you blaming them." Hey, Meatwad, Frylock really jobbed us on this, didn't he?

Meatwad:
Yeah, you probably shouldn't say that with him...standing right there. You see these jetskis?

Shake:
"Rule 4: Make a suggestion, but don't own up to it in case it sucks." Hey guys, what if we make a boat out of sand, BUT it's a glass bottom boat? Then we can host tours for this roasted bird and get money to buy a plane ticket outta here from an airport that does not exist.

Frylock:
That idea sucks.

Shake:
Yeah, I know. Whose idea was that, Meatwad?

Meatwad:
Two jetskis, right over here.

Shake:
Which leads me to rule 4. "Take well deserved nap." Good night, good luck, the end.