Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Season 7

Aqua Teen Hunger Force (also known by various alternative titles) (2000–) is an American adult animated television sitcom from the Cartoon Network's Adult Swim programming block. The show follows the exploits of three anthropomorphic fast food item… more »

[The Meatwads and Carl are playing Texas Hold 'em Poker with flash cards]

Carl:
Alright, we got a five dollar blind, ten dollar ante, jacks to open, trips to win. Who's in? Let me see your money, gentlemen.

Meatwads:
: (putting down bills, stuffed animals) I'm in!

Carl:
(puts down $5) And I am in as well. (puts down same $5) And I will raise you...another $5.

Meatwad #2:
I'm out.

Meatwad #3:
I'm out.

Meatwad #5:
I'm out.

Meatwad #6:
Too rich for my blood.

Meatwad #7:
: And I ain't got no damn money!

Carl:
(angrily) Hey, Seven! When you ain't got no damn money, that's when you leave the table.

Meatwad #7:
: But I like to watch.

Carl:
You're lucky I ain't bring no pit boss over here. That stuff wouldn't fly at the Taj.

Meatwad #1:
Alright Carl, check it out; Triangle, Bug, Firetruck.

Carl:
Two pair!

Meatwad #1:
: Yeah? You like that?

Carl:
Not bad with only three cards.

Meatwad #1:
I ate two of them.

Carl:
But, uh...that certainly don't beat two Goats, a Circle, a Star, and the letter J. Full house AND a pair! Hahaha, read 'em and weep, gentlemen!

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