Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Season 7

Master Shake:
(as Frylock gives money during an offering in Church) Where'd you get money?

Frylock:
I worked for it. And I'm giving it to the church, because you need to experience how it feels to give, and not just receive, like you usually do!

Meatwad:
But also, how it feels to receive too. 'Cause that's a good feeling too y'all. When Santa Clause comes down from the cross, and give me all that stuff I asked for.

Frylock:
(sighs; as Meatwad called a statue of Jesus Christ's crucifixion Santa) That ain't Santa Clause, okay? How many times do I gotta tell you that?

Meatwad:
Well he got a beard. And that ain't a belly full of jelly. Look like he got an appendectomy scar. Is this the mall? 'Cause I'm sitting here wondering how I gonna sit on his lap when he's hanging from some nails.

Frylock:
(angry) Santa Claus did NOT die for our sins!!

Meatwad:
Santa Claus is dead?! No!!

Master Shake:
Yes. He crashed his sleigh, right into a wall...'cause he was drinking a lot...

Frylock:
What?

Master Shake:
It was a twisted fiery wreckage...of sleigh, reindeer bones, and the old fat bastard's guts.

Frylock:
(leaving) Excuse me, folks we need to go. (drags Master Shake with him)

Master Shake:
And who's drunk enough to get nailed to wood?! I can see maybe one nail! But then you'd think he'd move! But NOOOO. We gotta revere him for his slow reaction time?!