Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Season 7

Carl:
What?

Larry Miller:
I think you recognize me.

Carl:
No.

Larry Miller:
You might've seen me in one of those Christopher Guest movies. "Best in Show?" "Waiting for Guffman?" "A Mighty Win?" No?

Carl:
No!

Larry Miller:
Alright, well I'm a stand-up comedian, I've been on Letterman, Leno, Conan. Dozens of times, really everyone.

Carl:
Mmmmh.

Larry Miller:
How about the...uh... "The Nutty Professor" movies? That may be more of your speed. The Klumps?

Carl:
Oh, yeah! The one where Martin Lawrence, uh, Martin dresses like an old woman, you know, but he's a cop! He's not an old woman, he's a cop! [hours later] His partner gets shot, you know, and then they rip his mask off, and then like "You're...you're not an old woman, right? You're Martin!" "Big Nanny" or big... "Big Granny" or something. "Big Granny 2", maybe there was a sequel. So, were you in that?

Larry Miller:
No, but very close.

Carl:
You were the judge of the gymnastics contest! I know that!

Larry Miller:
No.

Carl:
Nah, no, that guy was black.

Larry Miller:
Well, close enough. "Pretty Woman?" "Boston Legal?" "10 Things I Hate About You?" Doing anything for you?

Carl:
You sell hair?

Larry Miller:
You know what? I admire a man like you because yes, let's cut to the chase. I am the celebrity spokesman for a line of artificial hair. And I also occasionally sell hair, myself, on the weekend because I have... [Larry laughs] a gambling problem that's all-consuming.

Carl:
Want a beer?

Larry Miller:
No thank you.

Carl:
How 'bout some lo mein noodles? Come on in.

Larry Miller:
Lo mein, no.

Carl:
I was just about to toss these. [Carl sniffs] They reek.

Larry Miller:
Yes, clearly. Well, the point is you qualify for a free 7-day trial for the Larry Miller Hair System for men.

Carl:
Dude, if it's so great, then how come you ain't got it?

Larry Miller:
We only have one and God told us to bring it to you!

Carl:
Free hair, made out of painted and corrugated sheet metal. Come on, what's the catch?

Larry Miller:
If I didn't fully believe in this product, why else did you think I spend my weekends selling and installing the Larry Miller hair system for men?

Carl:
Well, cuz you said you got a bad gambling problem.

Larry Miller:
I know I do. I know I have that problem, and that's half the battle admitting it. It... it's like I've just become someone else for weeks. It takes control. And you know what? I'm not ashamed to say it. Well, I'm a little ashamed. Alright, I'm mortified, but the point is I believe in this product and my ability to make money off of it. Try one on!

Carl:
I thought you had one?

Larry Miller:
Well, now we have many.

Carl:
Oh, it's really slick.

Larry Miller:
It's lanolin, from someone else's skin. Someone who returned it.

Carl:
They're lost [Carl laughs].

Larry Miller:
Here, step into this simulator.

Carl:
Uh, I don't see any, uh...

Larry Miller:
This van!