Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Season 7

Master Shake:
I have a gun and I will shoot your hand clean the hell off. I will do it!

Meatwad:
[carrying hot dogs] Hey y'all.

Master Shake:
Do it right now! I'LL GO GET MY GUN!

Meatwad:
You know, they giving out free hot dogs over at that car dealership down the way.

Master Shake:
I prefer the meat of the burger!

Frylock:
AS DO I.

Meatwad:
...yeah, that meat...ain't looking so good. Seems like the burger has moved some, ain't it?

Frylock:
(crazed) Yeah, the ants are breeding. They want to TAKE IT FROM US.

Master Shake:
But that ain't happening on our watch, right man! Gimme five.

Frylock:
Get your fucking hand out of my face.

Master Shake:
PROFANITY VIO-! Ohh! Ohhhhhh, profanity violation! Phil! PHIL!

Phil:
Wh-What's up, what's going on?

Master Shake:
Phil, he is INDISCRIMINATELY dropping F-bombs on the heads of all these kids around here.

Phil:
Yeah, there's-there's nothing about profanity in the bylaws, so...

Master Shake:
Come on, man. Don't you wanna see this end?

Phil:
Look, I get paid by the hour, man.

Master Shake:
Phil, come on. Please, I know you.

Frylock:
Phil.

Master Shake:
We've been through a lot together, haven't we- Hey, how is your wife?

Frylock:
Don't listen to him, man!

Master Shake:
Didn't she have a baby or something while we were here? What'd you name it, I was wondering.

Phil:
Penelope. I've told you like, five times.

Master Shake:
Might be nice to get this over with-

Frylock:
Phil!

Master Shake:
-and spend some time with that cute little...

Phil:
It's a girl.

Master Shake:
Girl, great, that's right!

Frylock:
Don't fall for it, Phil!

Master Shake:
I might be able to give you and her some uh, some sesame seeds off of this bun to play with...

Frylock:
He's trying to trick you, Phil!

Master Shake:
...IF we could maybe end this soon?

Phil:
I- He's gotta take his hands off. That's the only way he's gonna be disqualified.

Master Shake:
I'm WELL-VERSED in the bylaws, asshole!