Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Season 7

Master Shake:
You told me this was episode 3, which means I've been doing episode 3 for eight freakin' years!

TV Exec:
Actors just get, uh, so immersed in their characters that they lose track of time and space.

Master Shake:
(angrily pounds his fist on the table) How dare you talk to me about my craft?!?!?!? [Master Shake's Voice Over Actor (Dana Snyder) appears from inside Master Shake]

Dana:
100 Episodes is syndication. That's where I cash in! I know it, and you know it!

TV Exec:
The show is eleven minutes long. So really... You have only 50 half-hours.

Dana:
We can pad it. I can do magic.

Agent:
He's saying we're only halfway there, buddy.

Dana:
Who fuckin' asked you? I just did a voiceover for kitty litter that paid more than this piece of shit has paid, and I get residuals!

Agent:
Well, the cat's where it's at.

Dana:
You are fired! And I'll see you jack-holes in another eight years! And I'm gonna have another 50 ready! Open up the bank book, boys, 'cause I'll be back.

[Shake flies back to New Jersey; back at the Aqua Teen House]

Meatwad:
Where you been for like three days?

Master Shake:
Hey, let's just joke around and entertain 18- to 34-year-olds, shall we? Pick a card, any card. Come on, pick one. [holds out playing cards]

Meatwad:
Look, I can't be doing that. Frylock's out front mowing the number 100 into the lawn. [shows Frylock, in a trance like state, mowing the number 100 into the lawn] And we need to get him some help, have an intervention or something.

Master Shake:
Look, he's gonna resist it. You know how proud he is. That's why I think we should frame him for murder!

Meatwad:
Well, let's find some middle ground here. I mean, maybe we could have an intervention and then frame him for murder?

Master Shake:
Look, you can't open a candy store and sell hamburgers out the back and be a scientist and an animal-trainer school. Just doesn't work.

Meatwad:
Well, what the hell does that mean?

Master Shake:
[dumps Hot Sauce on Meatwad and spreads various plastic body parts on the floor] Means do one thing, and do it right. Now, get out there with this bloody ax and say, "Ooh, I did it. Oh, God, why did I do it?!"

Meatwad:
Okay, I'll do it, but ain't you trying to frame Frylock for murder?

Master Shake:
[leaving the room] Yeah, you better get him to say it, too.

[later, two officers are at the scene, one officer tastes the fake blood]

Officer 1:
Yup. This is the stuff. Hot sauce.

Meatwad:
[enters the room holding an axe] I did it. Oh, God, I did it.

Officer 1:
[ignoring Meatwad] Good thing this wasn't blood. I'd be licking AIDS right now.

Meatwad:
I did it, y'all. Oh, God I did it.

Officer 2:
[holds one of the body parts] Hey, these body parts are plastic.

Master Shake:
Damn it! Listen, you semi-digital A-hole! I had those made in Hollywood! I'm a member of the Union, and I'm a trained professional! Now do your job sir!

Officer 1:
Feels like a hundred degrees out!

[Frylock gives the officer a worried look as he has been paranoid about the number one hundred being everywhere]

Officer 1:
Time for lunch. 1:00.

[Frylock gives the worried gaze]

Officer 2:
Hey can we have a hundred beans for lunch?

[Frylock gives the worried gaze]

Officer 1:
No, Tom, I've told you for the one hundredth time. [Frylock gives the worried gaze] No one sells beans individually. It's just not efficient.

Officer 2:
Man, I feel like I haven't had beans in a century! [Frylock gives the worried gaze] What about Cascade of Beans on a hundred 100th street?

[Frylock gives the worried gaze]

Officers:
[repeating themselves] One hundred one hundred one hundred one hundred one hundred one hundred one hundred one hundred one hundred....

Officer 1:
Oh, I've gotta take a ten one hundred...

Officers:
One hundred one hundred one hundred one hundred...

Walkie Talkie:
One hundred one hundred one hundred...

Officer 1:
Hey we'd better go. [the officers go outside]

[the officers form the letter C with their hands]

Officers:
See you soon.

Frylock:
See you soon? C is the roman numeral for one hundred! Did you hear all that?

Master Shake:
I think that cop was Tom Savini.

Frylock:
One hundred! They kept saying one hundred man! It's coming, man!

Meatwad:
What's coming?

Frylock:
I don't know, but I don't like it.

Master Shake:
[looking out the window at 100] Hey, jerk water, you cruising for sex? Get your stinking zeroes off my lawn.

100:
It's not nice to talk to strangers!

Frylock:
Dammit it, it's him!

Meatwad:
It's who?

Frylock:
It's the Number 100. Don't look him in the eyes, man.

100:
Be a good boy and [begins smashing in the house] GIVE ME THE EPISODE!

Frylock:
Episode? What the hell does he mean?

Master Shake:
This is Episode 100, and if we finish this show, he'll collect our epi-souls forever! I don't know–that's just what I think! I'm speculating!

Frylock:
Show?! What do you mean, show?!

Master Shake:
Hello? The last nine years? These freakin' Meatwad and Ignigokt beanies, which are still available at adultswimshop.com?

Meatwad:
What the hell you talkin' about, fool?

Master Shake:
They sell all our stuff for more than you can buy at other places!