Archer, Season 5

[looking at a tiger in the zoo]

Archer:
They should have sent a poet. Oh, and some meat. Do we have any meat?

Caldarone:
[An elephant trumpets offscreen] Literally tons.

Archer:
No, I didn't mean another animal. I meant like a steak.

Caldarone:
Typical American! You think meat comes from the supermercado, all wrapped in nice plastic wrap.

Archer:
Yeah, you're describing meat.

Caldarone:
No, no, no. Meat is blood and bones and sinew.

Archer:
Well, now you're describing not-meat.

Caldarone:
Meat is whatever the tiger says is meat. Because God made him the boss and all the other animals his food.

[The tiger roars]

Archer:
[to tiger] Hang on, buddy. [To Caldarone] And thank you, George Bore-well, for that clunky analogy in defense of totalitarianism! But I'm not feeding Shane an elephant.