Archer, Season 7

Archer:
Because you said we were on a break!

Lana:
So two days later your cock's wet?

Archer:
[scoffs] Oh, I'm sorry, Lana, is there a grace period? Because...

[they begin arguing over each other]

Lana:
There is an acceptable amount of time...

Archer:
...if there is, you neglected to tell me about it...

Lana:
...before you start cramming your trash dick...

Archer:
...but I guess that's par for the course with you...

Lana:
...into every woman unlucky enough to walk by with...

Archer:
...because you never bother to consult with me on... Sterling Archer,

Lana:
anything!

Archer:
And for your information, this stupid break wasn't my idea, it was yours!

Lana:
Because you, prolapsed rectum that you are, are infatuated with Veronica Deane, whose cobwebby old snooch, by the way... [looking at Archer's crotch] I can smell from here!

Archer:
[chuckling] Well, it's not cobwebby anymore.

[Archer drinks directly from the champagne bottle he had been holding in front of his exposed privates. Lana attacks him]