Archer, Season 9

Charlotte:
"You destroyed my marriage!"

Sterling:
"Hey, it takes two to tango!"

Pam:
"And obviously you guys already had some problems, so…."

Ray:
"Zut alors!"

Charlotte:
"You wanna talk problems?!" [drinks deeply from decanter]'" "My marriage is ruined: when my family find out why, they will disown me, as will all of New York society. I have no money, no job, no skills and no prospects - and it's all your fault! And so right now the only thing I want in this world - besides for you to die of some heretofore unknown form of eye-hole cancer - is to get off this god-forsaken island!!!"

[cut to plane leaving the island]

Charlotte:
"And when does it come back?"

Pam:
"2 weeks"

Charlotte:
"And Whitney's on it?"

Pam:
"Uh-huh"

Charlotte:
[Cries]

Pam:
"Ah, come on now, it's not that bad…"

Charlotte:
"He has my passport…" [irony no.2]