Archer, Season 9

Reynaud:
"Everyone one out! This hotel is closed until further notice!"

Malory:
"How can you close me up? On what grounds?"

Reynaud:
"I am shocked - shocked! - to find out that gambling is going on in here"

Malory:
"Oh for…"

Whitney:
"Ah-hah! Not to mention adultery. [points at Sterling] He seduced my wife: arrest him!"

Reynaud:
"Monsieur, this is French territory: of course adultery is not illegal."

Sterling:
"What about consensual buggery?"

Whitney:
[sharp inhalation of breath]

Sterling:
"Ahem...asking for a buddy.

Charlotte:
"You destroyed my marriage!"

Sterling:
"Hey, it takes two to tango!"

Pam:
"And obviously you guys already had some problems, so…."

Ray:
"Zut alors!"

Charlotte:
"You wanna talk problems?!" [drinks deeply from decanter]'" "My marriage is ruined: when my family find out why, they will disown me, as will all of New York society. I have no money, no job, no skills and no prospects - and it's all your fault! And so right now the only thing I want in this world - besides for you to die of some heretofore unknown form of eye-hole cancer - is to get off this god-forsaken island!!!"

[cut to plane leaving the island]

Charlotte:
"And when does it come back?"

Pam:
"2 weeks"

Charlotte:
"And Whitney's on it?"

Pam:
"Uh-huh"

Charlotte:
[Cries]

Pam:
"Ah, come on now, it's not that bad…"

Charlotte:
"He has my passport…" [irony no.2]