Arthur, Season 4 (1999)

Francine steps into a boxing ring inside a large stadium. A microphone comes down.

Francine:
Presenting the main event! The champion, Arthurrrrr Read!

Arthur:
[walks to the ring while people cheer and throw flowers and climbs into the ring] I've been waiting for this fight for years. There's no way I can lose.

Francine:
And the challenger, Dora Winifred Read!

[D.W. rides down a ramp on her bicycle and does a somersault into the ring. She is wearing a bicycle helmet and has a unicorn on the back of her robe. Buster takes off Arthur’s robe. D.W. takes off hers and reveals a shirt with a picture of Arthur’s head with Xs for eyes. Buster puts Arthur’s gloves on. Nadine waves her wand and gloves appear on D.W.’s hands. Both Arthur and D.W. get mouth guards. Francine waves both to the center of the ring.]

Arthur:
(incoherent) Prepare to lose!

D.W. #1:
What?

Arthur:
(incoherent) I said PREPARE TO LOSE!!!

D.W. #1:
[points at the subtitles] This doesn't help. I can't read.

Francine:
Ge-e-et ready to fight!

[The two boxers circle each other]

D.W. #2:
Arthur!

Arthur:
[sees D.W. sitting in the audience eating snacks] (incoherent) Two D.W.’s?!

D.W. #2:
No, not two D.W.s. There's only one of me.

In the ring, the other boxer takes off a D.W. mask, revealing himself to be Binky. Arthur’s mouthguard drops out of his mouth.

Binky:
We figured you'd rather fight someone your own size.

Arthur:
You know. You're right. I would love to fight someone my own size. You wait here. I'll go find someone. [runs off, pursued by Binky, screams]

Binky:
[enraged] Come back and fight!

D.W.:
[laughs] Binky?!