Ash vs. Evil Dead

Ash Williams:
Chopping up my evil clone. Maybe someday that'll feel weird.

Necronomicon:
To bury me is a mistake.

Ash Williams:
No. No, we are not having this conversation!

Necronomicon:
You should use me.

Ash Williams:
No, I already did that dance, made my life a living hell!

Necronomicon:
Only because you're trying to fight me. Stop fighting. Admit it, you're not all good either. Be smart, for once. Use me.

Ash Williams:
No. You're takin' a dirt nap.

Necronomicon:
Ash, if you bury me, you stop being a Superman, and go back to being a stock boy.

Ash Williams:
No!

Necronomicon:
Yes!

Ash Williams:
No, not this guy. I've got possibilities.

Necronomicon:
To do what? Have a family? Become president? Get rich? None of that's ever going to happen! I'm what makes you special.

Ash Williams:
Blah, blah, blah. Play's over, Shakespeare.