Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

[On the ferry, Dennis and Oz are at the bar, while Neville is sat down, looking seasick]

Dennis:
[To Neville] Oi, Nev! D'yer not want a drink? [Neville shakes his head] Or d'ya want some crisps? We got Scotch eggs! [He laughs]

Oz:
I don't think he's found his sea legs yet, Dennis, eh?

Dennis:
Yeh, well, he's missing their Brenda, yer kna, I mean they do at that age.

Oz:
Oh aye? Right, cheers, Den!

Dennis:
Cheers, mate, aye. [Oz takes a swig of his beer while Dennis bites into a roll]

Oz:
He could be having second thoughts, yer know aboot the...

Dennis:
Oh, he was havin' them a week ago, man. So I says to him, I said, "Listen", I said, "If you want that posh house on that new estate, it's the only way yer ganna get it, without lining the tax man's pockets for once", yer kna!

Oz:
Well yer kna what they say. Pelicans, penguins and the Inland Revenue have all got one thing in common.

Dennis:
What's that?

Oz:
They can all shove their bills up their arse!