Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

[Oz's car finally packs in on the Autobahn just outside Düsseldorf. They're stranded on the hard shoulder...]

Oz:
[Under the hood with Dennis] Turn it over, Nev. Give it another try. [Neville does so, but it's no good.]

[A lorry passes by, but slows down on approaching the lads. The Cockney they met in Nijmegen pops his head out of the window.]

Wayne:
'Ey, 'ey? What's the word then?

Dennis:
Choked's as good a word as any!

Wayne:
[Laughs at the lads' misfortune] I might've given you a lift, y'know, but there's, er, not enough room for the three of you!

Oz:
Ho'way with yer, London. We'll manage!

Wayne:
See you in church! [The lorry drives away]

Neville:
[Gets out of the car and checks underneath] Bottom of the sump's dropped off!

Oz:
What?

Neville:
The sump, man! The oil's all run oot! Engine must have seized.

Dennis:
Can it be fixed?

Neville:
Nah. It's a new engine, that. [Frustrated, Neville gets the bags out of the car.]

Dennis:
If we get this fixed in a German garage, will the insurance cover it?

Oz:
I doubt it very much, it's not insured.

Dennis:
It has to be insured, man, otherwise you couldn't've got the green card to get the car out of England.

Oz:
Ah, well I cancelled the insurance when I got the green card to give us a bit of spendin' money for when I got 'ere, y'see.

Dennis:
You were ganna drive all the way to Germany without insurance? What if we had a crash? Eh? What if we'd ended up in a German hospital? We're not on the German national health, yer kna!

Oz:
Well, we didn't, did we?

Dennis:
But we could've done! What if the engine had seized on the fast lane, eh? One of the them big juggernauts up our arse?

Oz:
We've never been in the fast lane.

Dennis:
Should never have left nowt to you! [Slams the driver door shut in frustration] I won't again. You're totally irresponsible, you, Oz! It has to be said!