Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

[Neville returns to the hut after a wild night out after what he intended to be his last day on the site. He is somewhat dishevelled and very hungover]

Dennis:
Look at the state of you! Where ya been?

Neville:
Loads of places. Can't remember in what order.

Dennis:
Well, where did ya wake up?

Neville:
Railway station. On a bench

Dennis:
It's a pity you didn't have your stuff with ya, yer could've hopped straight on the train.

Oz:
Ay, where's Bomber?

Neville:
I dunno, I think he went to the brothel.

Dennis:
Well, you didn't, like?

Neville:
Certainly not!

Dennis:
Well, howay then, get yer gear together, and I'll get yer straight down the station.

Neville:
Nah, I'm not going.

Dennis:
What?

Neville:
I'm not going!

Dennis:
Let me guess why, you lost all your money, haven't yer, eh? You've blown it all on booze and gambling haven't yer, just like Bomber! Haven't yer?

Neville:
I dunno how I ended up, man. (Stands up and takes several bank notes out of his pockets) I divna understand this German money.

Oz:
Look at that lot!

Neville:
What, did I win?

Dennis:
Did ya win? You're rich, bonny lad! [Oz and Dennis sort through the money]

Oz:
Well, comfortably well off anyway. Ere, we'll charter a 747 with this, we can have him home for his tea!

Neville:
I can't go home. Ever. (Starts to open his shirt)

Dennis:
Why not? Look, so you didn't stick it out, but you're going home with a wadful of money. Got nothing to be ashamed of, has he?

Oz:
Oh, na!

Neville:
Haven't I? How can I go home with this? (Shows a tattoo on his right arm - it's a pair of love hearts with the names "Neville" and "Lotte" on it)

Oz:
Who's Lotte?

Neville:
I can't remember!