Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

Neville:
He's talkin' about me.

Wayne:
Yer what?

Neville:
The Capo. He keeps lookin' this way. He knows my work's not up to snuff.

Wayne:
Could be talking about anything, mate. The weather, his dandruff...

Neville:
Sooner or later I'm gonna get collared.

Wayne:
Look, I told you what to do: every time a gaffer comes round, just whip out your extendable steel tape and measure something. [Neville does so as Ulrich looks over again before he and the other worker walk off] And you're getting better, mate. I mean it ain't the first time you've 'eld an 'hammer in your 'and, is it? You told me yourself you put up your Brenda's pelmets.

Neville:
Aye. I didn't tell yer they fell down again, did I?