Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

Oz:
Alright, lads? Pass 'em along. [He puts the beers in front of Dennis to pass down the table.] Hey, it's put wor behind, hasn'it with Pfister being late.

Bomber:
Still salvaged our Friday night though. [Raises his glass to Barry.] Cheers, kid.

Barry:
We've plenty of time to do a bit of carnage though, Bomb, eh?

Dennis:
Hey, I thought you were putting it aside for your future!

Barry:
Oh aye, I am, Dennis. Yeah, but I still think, considering under which squallid circumstances we all live, I think it's very important that we, every now and again, you know, just sort of let it all hang out, you know.

Dennis:
That's the main reason yer here, y'see. That's the main reason nearly everybody's here. It's not for the money you send back. You're trying to recapture your adolescence, which you lads missed by gettin' married too young in the first place.

Barry:
No, not me, Dennis. No. Not married me, no. I like to stay free, you know.

Dennis:
Well, you're the exception, you know what I mean, Barry?

Barry:
Yeah.

Bomber:
I reckon Den's right. We all took the plunge too soon.

Dennis:
Nineteen, I was. Bloody madness, man.

Oz:
Yeah, and your marriage is down the toilet now, isn'it?

Dennis:
I beg yer pardon?

Oz:
Well, face facts, Dennis. I mean, yer gettin' divorced, aren't ya? I mean, that's why yer shouldn't keep on to me gettin' on my back about my marriage!

Dennis:
Oz, your marriage is a mockery!

Oz:
What?!

Dennis:
You admitted yerself you don't even send your Marjorie nothin'!

Oz:
We're still together, aren't we?

Dennis:
Oh aye? Gateshead's most stable couple(!)

Oz:
Yeah? There's not that much competition up there these days.

Bomber:
Look, we all got hitched for better off or worse! Come the end of the day, I reckons we all knows where our responsibility lies.

Oz:
[Noticing a group of ladies walking past their table] Oh, look at that!

Bomber:
I likes it! I wish I were their age!

Oz:
Well I'm is their age! [Takes his drink and heads for the ladies.]

Bomber:
Wait for me! [And so does he, leaving Dennis and Barry at the table.]

Barry:
[Adjusts his tie, blushing] They're... very attractive.