Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

Dennis:
Well, one good thing about a draw, eh? You lot won't take out your triumph or defeat on the innocent bystanders of Belgium, eh?

Ernie:
We're not like that, man! We just came on a trip, have a good time.

Brian:
Aye, no bother. Mind you, there's always the lunatic fringe. I mean that lot over there. [Looks over at the group of fans Oz is sat with]

Dennis:
How did you lads get here, then?

Ernie:
Plane. We ran three charters from Newcastle. 42 quid an' all. Not bad!

Dennis:
You lads not workin', like?

Ernie:
Well, me and Brian are. Just. I was in the shipyards. Riveter. Now I'm driving a furniture van.

Brian:
It's desperate up our way, man.

Dennis:
Why do ya think I'm here?

Ernie:
Do ya like it, do ya?

Dennis:
Have no choice! I had me own business, yer kna, jobbing builder. [The group Oz is with start singing loudly] I worked me bollocks off for five years. Made no difference in the end, yer kna, went under. Still owe the Government VAT.

Brian:
I thought I'd work in the oil rigs for a while, meself. That's good money if you don't mind spending your time up in Aberdeen.

Dennis:
Aye, I spend mine up just the same. Dusseldorf, yer kna, Monday nights.

Ernie:
Aye, are ya alright up there?

Dennis:
Well, it's worth it, yer kna, despite the drawbacks. [Oz gets up to leave with the rowdy mob.]

Oz:
Ere! Dennis! Me and these lads is gan up for some action. Fancy it?

Dennis:
No, I'm stoppin' 'ere.

Oz:
Ah, I've only got one night, man! There's nae point in stoppin' in one place!

Dennis:
Look, you be at the station eleven o'clock, right? [Oz leaves] Look, the train won't wait for ye, and neither will I! [Turns back to the bar.]

Ernie:
Who was he?

Dennis:
He's one of the drawbacks!