Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

Dennis:
Hey, I nearly drowned out there, man!

Bomber:
What's mein Führer say, then?

Dennis:
No work 'til Monday.

Neville:
Does that mean no pay?

Dennis:
'Fraid not, bonny lad. Some chippies have got some indoor work, but us lot can forget it.

Neville:
I was really hoping to put in some overtime this week.

Oz What, to compensate for your pontoon deficits?

Neville:
Very funny(!)

Dennis:
Well, a little break won't do us any harm, eh?

Neville:
Yeah, but Brenda wants to retile the bathroom.

Dennis:
Aye well, you shouldn't play cards, should yer?

Neville:
I wouldn't be playing if it wasn't raining!

Barry:
You really reckon Monday, Dennis?

Dennis:
It's Friday now, Barry, and the forecast...

Neville:
[Checking the change in his hand] I'd better phone her I suppose.

Oz:
Nae bother, man. Just reverse the charges. It's only England.

Neville:
I was really counting on that extra.

Dennis:
It's bound to happen, man. It happens at home, doesn't it, the weather?

Wayne:
[Getting up] If that's the word then, I know a young Fräulein who won't be too upset. I'd better press me old whistle, haven't I, eh?

Dennis:
It's one of them things, Neville, man, yer kna. We might as well make the most of it.

Neville:
And do what?

Dennis:
...I dunno. Somethin'. Pictures, eh? Hey, we could hire a car, couldn't we? Drive off overnight, like. [Sits at the table where Oz is still fiddling with the deck of cards]

Oz:
Hey, how far's Berlin?

Bomber:
What?

Oz:
Berlin, man. Can we gan to Berlin, Den? I've always wanted to gan to Berlin.

Bomber:
Why, for heaven's sake?

Oz:
Well, I divvn't kna, man. I mean it's, er... It's historic, isn'it? I mean it's interesting. After all, it is Berlin, isn'it?

Neville:
It's probably raining there an' all.

Oz:
No, no, man. But think of it. Berlin, man! Yer kna, spies, the war, Hitler's bunker...

Bomber:
It's closed weekends.

Oz:
Ahh, do us a favour, man, Bomber.

Dennis:
Hey, you could gan to East Berlin, Oz.

Oz:
What? Behind the Iron Curtain?

Dennis:
Aye.

Oz:
Right!

Dennis:
Let's all spend the weekend in East Berlin.

Oz:
Sound.

Dennis:
Apparently, it's the most miserable, depressing place you've ever seen in yer life.

Neville:
What? Worse than here?