Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

[That night, the lads come back after watching going to an adult cinema in town]

Dennis:
[Shouting] I'm home, pet!

Oz:
Howay, Den, man! [The lads enter the hut. Oz checks the stove] The stove's always blowing out.

Dennis:
[Noticing Moxey in bed] Hey, shh. Moxey's asleep.

Barry:
Oh yeah, he was on sick this morning. Yeah, he saw the Kraut doc.

Oz:
He'll be at death's door by now, then.

Dennis:
Hey, he doesn't look to canny.

Bomber:
Bomber might turn in early himself after all those Swedish sex sagas.

Oz:
Divvn't dae nowt for me, them. It's like eating chocolates with the papers on.

Neville:
[Checking his belongings] Me money's gone!

Dennis:
What, Nev?

Neville:
Me money. It's gone!

Oz:
Aye, it went on pontoon, didn't it? To Wayne, mostly.

Neville:
Nah, I'm serious, man! I always keep me spare cash in this shoe. It's gone.

Dennis:
Hang on a minute, man. Look, is it not in the other one?

Neville:
No, I've looked.

Dennis:
It could be somewhere else, man.

Neville:
Look, it's not there. It's been pinched.

Oz:
Divvn't panic, you've probably just put it somewhere.

Neville:
Like where?

Oz:
Like a pocket or summat.

Dennis:
Aye, could've been...

Neville:
Look, Dennis, before I went out, I was cleaning these shoes, then I put me money on one of 'em. It's gone!

Bomber:
How much has been taken?

Neville:
Thirty-three quid. [Oz goes to check his belongings.]

Dennis:
Look, you definitely didn't take it out with you?

Neville:
I promise you, no.

Oz:
[Checking under his pillow] Hey, me watch has been nicked!

Bomber:
What?

Oz:
The strap broke, right? So I left it here under me pillow, and it's gone!