Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

Moxey:
Hey, close the door, will ya? It's worse than the bloody Arctic! [Wayne goes to close the door, but as he does, Oz grabs hold of his wrist.]

Oz:
Got 'im!

Wayne:
You naffin' lunatic! What's goin' on?

Oz:
Look at this! [Holding up Wayne's hand, covered in green stains]

Wayne:
What are you on about? [The others wake up]

Oz:
I've caught the thief.

Wayne:
[Breaks free from Oz's grasp] You lunatic!

Dennis:
What's goin' on?

Oz:
Look, last night I coated this note with this special stuff, right? Dennis knows what I'm talkin' about. The next day it stains your fingers, right? [Grabs Wayne's hand and holds it up again] Look at the evidence!

Wayne:
What are you on about?

Oz:
I doctored this note, didn't I?

Wayne:
But the note's over there, ain't it? [Points to the 100 Mark note still on the table. The Turk also notices.]

Neville:
[Looking at his stained hands] Hey, what's this?

Dennis:
[Looking at his hands too] I've got it as well.

Barry:
[Also examining his hands] Eurgh!

Neville:
Hey, does this come out? [While all the lads are checking their hands, the Turk - the real culprit - takes the 100 Mark note from the table, completely unnoticed by the lads, and exits the hut.]

Moxey:
[Looking at his hands, as is Bomber] Oh, no.

Oz:
I don't get this.

Wayne:
You daft..!

Neville:
Does this come off? I've got a tattoo on me arm I don't want, and now I've got green fingers! [Oz just looks confused.]