Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

Barry:
You see, fellas, the thing about Indian food is, right, that it's very, very, very low in carbohydrate. So that, combined with the various herbs and spices used in the cooking process, it all makes up for a very, very healthy diet, you see?

Oz:
[Holding a stein of beer] Oh, aye? So how come they're all so skinny, then?

Dennis:
They're not skinny. They're wiry, man, like whippets.

Moxey:
[To Oz, pointing at his stomach] Yeah, that's what you'd be like you'd be without that ale gut.

Oz:
[Glances at his beer belly] Hey, hey! This is all muscle, this, son. Yer kna, like the stuff between your lugs? [The second waiter arrives with their meal.] Ah, here we go! Four steamin' hot chicken curries!

Dennis:
Oz, er, far be it from me to cast aspersions on your undoubted talent as a mime artist, but, er... that's not chicken. It's prawn. [Picks up a prawn]

Oz:
Prawn?!

Dennis:
Ah, yer kna, man. Prawn. [Squawks like a chicken and flaps his elbows. Moxey laughs]

Oz:
[To Moxey] What are ye laughin' at?