Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

Dennis:
[To Oz] Take this man's name, Oz. He's late.

Neville:
I couldn't get the bed off me back this morning. I dunno what's the matter with us! I'm never usually this bad of a Monday morning.

Dennis:
What time did you come in last night, like? You must have been late 'cos I was in bed at midnight, you weren't there.

Neville:
It's just as well, isn'it? Or else the lads might talk.

Dennis:
Just answer the question, eh?

Neville:
I dunno. Half one?

Dennis:
Half one? What were you doing 'til half one?

Neville:
I was out. In town. Walkin', like.

Dennis:
Walkin', like?

Neville:
Aye.

Dennis:
Aye, well, I suppose it's one way of savin' up money.

Neville:
Aye, and keepin' fit. [To Oz] Hey, hoy us that bolster, will you, Oz? [Oz doesn't respond.] Oz? [Goes over and picks it up himself] Give us that bolster, man! [To Dennis] What's the matter with him? Did he fall out of the wrong side of the coffin?

Dennis:
Aye, well, y'see, Oz reckons that you're letting the hut spirit down by goin' off on yer own, so as a mark of his disapproval, he's sent you to Coventry. Or whatever the German equivalent of Coventry is!

Oz:
Dresden.