Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

Tracy:
Hello, Wayne.

Wayne:
Hello.

Oz:
[Shoves the worker away.] Hey, you. You're wanted on deck.

Wayne:
Erm... Tracy, these are some of your dad's mates. [Points to them] That's Neville, Oz and Dennis.

Oz:
Hello!

Dennis:
Hello, love. Er, right then, love, let's go and have a sit down, shall we? [They go find a table.] Okay. Over here, then, pet. That's it. There you go.

Oz:
[Aside, to Wayne] I see what you mean about "jailbait".

Dennis:
Er, Oz, get the beers in, will you?

Oz:
Right, yeah.

Dennis:
[To Tracy] What will you have to drink, love? Will you have a Coke or a 7-Up?

Tracy:
Oh, I'd like a Williams schnapps, please. My dad told me all about it.

Oz:
Right. [Claps his hands, about to approach the bar.]

Dennis:
[Sotto voce to Oz] Coke.

Oz:
Well, she's just said...

Dennis:
Coke! Coke. [While Oz gets the drinks, the others sit at the table.]

Neville:
So, how'd you get here, then, pet?

Tracy:
I hitched. Got a juggernaut from Swindon right over to Bremerhaven. He was called Wayne too, only that was his last name. [Wayne tries to look away.]

Dennis:
Uh-huh. Er, now, then, I take it that you know your dad's not here, Tracy.

Tracy:
Yeah, the silly sod's gone back home!

Dennis:
Well, I mean he only did that because he was worried about you, you know?

Tracy:
There was no need to worry, I'm sixteen. I'm old enough to look after myself.

Dennis:
Mm-hmm?

Wayne:
Erm... What are you gonna do then, love, eh?

Dennis:
Well, er, obviouly I think we should phone Bomber and let him know that Tracy's safe. [To Tracy] In the meantime, I think you should stay with us. Now then, er, I know you're a big girl, Tracy, but this is a foreign country, y'see.

Tracy:
Does that mean I can stay in your hotel?

Oz:
[Approaching with the drinks] Hotel?!

Tracy:
Yeah. My mum said that's where you all live. It's got a bar and video games and swimming pool, hasn't it?

Neville:
The pool's empty just now, pet.

Wayne:
Hey... how are we going to get her in past the Erics, eh? I mean, we can't leave her here all afternoon, can we?

Dennis:
Hmmm... Did any of you ever see Albert R.N.?

Oz:
[Sat on his own on a table behind Wayne and Tracy] I seen Albert Bennett. Oh, what a centre forward he was!