Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

Dennis:
Right. Take Tracy inside, Wayne.

Wayne:
Here, love, come on. [Tracy enters, followed by Wayne. Dennis shuts the door behind them.]

Dennis:
Right, Neville, listen. Nip over and warn Barry and Moxey we've got a lady guest, right? That means no swearing, no swanning around bare-arsed, no... [Quieter] No breaking wind, right, unless it's underneath the sheets. Okay? [Neville rushes off.] All that aplies to you, Oz. In fact, especially to you.

Oz:
All right, all right, I know how to go on, man.

Dennis:
And another thing, an' all, let's have all those pornographic pin-ups off yer locker, right?

Oz:
That's not pornography, Dennis. That's art!

Dennis:
Fräulein Oktober's art?

Oz:
Aye.

Dennis:
Look, I'm gan out to phone Bomber, right? Just get them off!