Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

Wayne:
[Pointing to his face, covered in shaving foam] Forgot me razor. [Looks in his locker]

Neville:
Where is everybody?

Wayne:
Well, Bomber's gone off fishing with a couple of the Erics, and Barry's working on the bike. [Gets his razor] Moxey's on the bog, so I wouldn't make any plans if I were you.

Neville:
Aye, but where's Dennis? [Wayne leaves the hut again.]

Oz:
[Now awake] I saw Dennis a bit earlier.

Neville:
Earlier?

Oz:
Aye, woke us up clumpin' around.

Neville:
Where was he goin'?

Oz:
I divvn't kna, he had a rolled-up towel under his arm but he had all his clothes on.

Neville:
Yeah?

Oz:
Aye, looked like he was gannen swimmin'.

Neville:
Den? Swimming?

Oz:
Well he wasn't goin' sunbathing, was he? Not in this craphole! Any tea on the go?

Neville:
Aye, kettle's on. [Has a sudden thought.] Aye, Oz, what a great idea!

Oz:
[Yawns] What?

Neville:
Swimming! I never thought of it! Let's gan the baths, eh?

Oz:
...What for?

Neville:
Well, it'll make a change, won't it? Bit of exercise. [Oz gets out of bed.] Summat to do at least.

Oz:
I've ganna get me washin'.

Neville:
Aye, okay, but after that let's gan to the baths. [Oz gets up] Well, it's summat to do, isn'it?

Oz:
Well, we could do, but I haven't got a cossie.

Neville:
Ey, we'll stop off into town and buy them.

Oz:
[Standing by the stove trying to get warm] Howay, kettle.