Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

Dennis:
I don't believe it!

Neville:
[Running down the side of the pool to Dennis] How, Den!

Dennis:
What made you come here?

Neville:
Oz seen you leaving with your towel, so we worked it out.

Dennis:
Oh, terrific(!)

Oz:
[Resurfaces, spitting out some water] How, Dennis! [Swims up to Dennis, swallowing more pool water as he goes. He notices Dagmar at the other side of the pool] Hey, isn't that the tart from the office?

Neville:
Oh aye, it's Dagmar.

Dennis:
[Covering his tracks] Aye, apparently she, er... comes here a lot, like, yer kna. I just, er... bumped into her. Just a coincidence, like.

Oz:
[To Neville] Howay, then, get yerself in, Nev, man. It's lovely! [Neville dives in]

Neville:
Aye, it's a great idea, this, Den!

Dennis:
Isn't it(?) Aye.

Oz:
Well I can't understand why you never told wor you were coming. [To Neville] Give you a race.

Neville:
Right! [Neville and Oz swim off. Dennis signals to Dagmar that he'll ring her. Dagmar reciprocates and swims off.]