Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

Barry:
You've knocked long enough. There's no-one there.

Wayne:
[Looks through the peephole in the door] Well, they must be in the shower or something, you know.

Barry:
Together?

Wayne:
Swedish, in't they? Very liberated your Swedes, son.

Barry:
Oh... My cousin Norma's very liberated, you know. [Wayne continues knocking.] Yeah, she's... she's always walking around the house stark-naked. I said to her, "This is a council house just outside Wolverhampton, you know". I said, "You could lose this house flaunting yourself the way you do." Eric... see, that's her husband, he don't know because he works nights...

Wayne:
Sssh! I can hear something.

Barry:
They're there, are they? [A waitress passes by with a trolley and notices Wayne and Barry listening at the door.]