Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

German woman:
Was ist los? (What's happening?) [Turns the radio off.]

German man:
Es had geklopft. (There was a knock.)

German woman:
Nee, nee. (No...) [The knocking continues.] Hast du 'was bestellt? (Did you order something?)

German man:
Nein, ich nicht, aber geh' mal gucken. (No, not me, but go have a look.) [She gets out of bed and opens the door.] Ja?

Wayne:
About time too! What you been doing, darling? Putting your face on, eh?

German woman:
Was? Wer sind Sie? Was wollen sie? (What? Who are you? What do you want?)

Wayne:
Speak English, darlin'! It's us! [Wayne and Barry enter the room]

German woman:
Ich verstehe gar nichts. (I don't understand anything you're saying)

Barry:
Wayne, Wayne... are you sure that's one of them, mate?

Wayne:
Yeah, of course it is. They just look a bit different out of uniform, don't they?

German man:
Was wollen Sie in unserem Zimmer? (What are you doing in our room? What do you want?)

Wayne:
Oh, hello. We've got company, have we? [To the woman] What's the matter, darlin'? Ain't we enough for you girls, eh?

German man:
Sind sie Freunde von dir? (Are these friends of yours?)

German woman:
Nein, ich kenne sie nicht. (No, I don't know them.)

Barry:
Wayne... are you sure this is Room 612, mate?

German woman:
Tu' etwas! (Do something!) [The man gets his wallet and starts pulling money out]

Wayne:
Hey, hey, listen mate. You don't have to pay us for it, you know.

Barry:
Wayne, Wayne...

Wayne:
Hey, what's going on here, eh? I mea, we come up here for an innocent liaison, and I find meself in some depraved situation with some geezer flashin' the old readies!

Barry:
Wayne...

Wayne:
What is he? A blimmer or something, eh? And where's your mate?

Barry:
Wayne, Wayne... they think that we're muggers.

Wayne:
...They what?

Barry:
They... We're in the wrong room. They think that we're... muggers. [Waves]

Wayne:
Bloody hell. [They scarper.]