Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

Neville:
Good morning, Dennis. And where have you been, eh? [Dennis walks past, staring angrily at Wayne and Barry] Or maybe we shouldn't ask.

Dennis:
Aye. Maybe you shouldn't. Not that it'd make any difference, like. I mean, news spreads faster than the plague around here.

Neville:
What's the problem, like?

Dennis:
[Points to Wayne and Barry] Well, ask Abbott and Costello here.

Wayne:
Come on, Den. We was all after the same thing last night, weren't we? I'd say you were a bit more successful than what we was, eh?

Barry:
Yeah. Look at my ankle. It's all puffed up.

Dennis:
[Whacks Barry's ankle. Barry winces in pain.] I know all about you two, man! I spent an hour in the manager's office explaining who me guests were.

Barry:
Oh dear. D'you mean there... d'you mean there were repercussions?

Dennis:
Aye, you could say that, Barry. I mean, it was you two who terrorised some innocent couple, wasn'it?

Wayne:
You didn't finger us, did you?

Dennis:
No, no. Said you were two blokes I'd met in the bar. [Points his finger in Wayne's face] But in future, you just stay out my life, right? [Grabs his washbag and towel, and leaves for the bathroom cabin.]

Neville:
Is there something you two haven't told me?