Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

Oz:
Howay, Moxey, man! [Kicks the cubicle door] Hurry yersel' up! The amount of time you spend in there I'm surprised you don't move in!

Moxey:
Hey, I'm not doin' this for pleasure y'know, Oz. It's the bloody sauerkraut! [Dennis enters the cabin]

Oz:
How, Den.

Dennis:
Is somebody in there? [Kicks the cubicle door]

Oz:
Aye. Moxey. Put yer name doon for about Tuesday.

Dennis:
I've gotta get out of here, man.

Oz:
[At the urinal] What's the matter, like?

Dennis:
Well those two pricks, man, Barry and Wayne, totally destroyed my weekend!

Oz:
Aye, well, I didn't do their weekend much good, me, like.

Dennis:
How's that?

Oz:
Well, I'll tell yer all aboot it. This'll cheer ya up...