Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

Colin:
[Looks inside the car] ...Bitte?

Neville:
...Where you go? [Points to the road ahead] You go east?

Colin:
Are you English?

Neville:
Yeah. Are you?

Colin:
Yeah.

Dennis:
Oh, hop in, bonny lad.

Colin:
Cheers. [Gets in the back next to Moxey. They drive off.]

Dennis:
You, er, on holiday, are you?

Colin:
[Hesitantly] ...Yeah.

Bomber:
Took you a while to get a lift, did it?

Colin:
...Yeah.

Bomber:
Where are you headed?

Colin:
...This way. [Nods forward and chuckles]

Dennis:
It's a bit of a back road this, isn'it, if yer hitchin'?

Colin:
...Well you... you can't hitch-hike on the Autobahns, can ya?

Dennis:
Ah, na. No. Suppose not. But hey, we're just headed to the back end of nowhere here, mind.

Colin:
Anywhere's fine by me.

Bomber:
You've no place in mind, then?

Colin:
...No, I was... I was headed south, er... I know this girl in Munich.

Dennis:
It's not the way to Munich, this.

Colin:
Well, I'm in no hurry, er... Thought I'd see a bit of the countryside first.

Dennis:
Aye?

Colin:
I'm a student. I'm, er... I'm just seeing a bit of the countryside.

Neville:
Travel's an education in itself, isn'it?

Colin:
So they say, yes. So they say.

Bomber:
I'm Bomber, this is Moxey. [Points to the front seats] Dennis and Neville.

Neville:
I'm Neville. [Points to Dennis] He's Dennis.

Colin:
...I'm Colin. Listen... what do you lads do then?

Bomber:
Best not to ask. Wanted by INTERPOL in eight countries, we are! [The lads laugh.]