Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

Neville:
I'm glad we came, aren't you?

Barry:
I'm glad I got here, mate. I nearly took a wrong road at Siegen.

Neville:
It's just so... I dunno, different. It's like I'm seein' the real Germany.

Barry:
Right, well you know, if you're gonna broaden our horizons, Nev, we've gotta escape from the confines of our professional situation.

Neville:
Aye, that's what I'm always saying. Well, words to that effect.

Barry:
Right. That's Oz's problem, you see, Nev. He's got no desire to educate himself, has he? [Neville shakes his head] Or acquire a knowledge of the outside world.

Neville:
You're right.

Barry:
Elaine Surtees was just the same.

Neville:
Who?

Barry:
That, er... that girl I was telling you about, you know?

Neville:
Oh, aye. Droitwich. The moustache.

Barry:
Right, right, yeah. As you say. D'you know, the height of her ambition, Neville, was a semi in Codsall, right, and two weeks in the year in Magaluf. Nah, she... she would have stifled me, Neville.

Neville:
Aye, I'll bet.