Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

Bomber:
I knows one thing - that Colin's no student. We don't know where he's going, and he ain't camping 'cos he got no gear.

Moxey:
That's three things.

Neville:
He looked scared stiff, if you ask me.

Dennis:
Aye, he did, didn't he?

Barry:
Ahhh... Despite your cynical exterior, Dennis, you... you give your fellow man the benefit of the doubt, don't you?

Dennis:
Come again, Barry?

Barry:
Hey... you trust people, you do.

Neville:
Well, you've got to, haven't you?

Dennis:
Why shouldn't I?

Barry:
Nah, nah, I'm not disputing it's an admirable attitude. No, no, no. I just... I'm just thinking, you know...

Dennis:
Thinkin' of what?

Barry:
I was thinkin' that maybe it was, er... misplaced. You know, your trust, like.

Dennis:
Why?

Barry:
Well... Consider that Colin, right. Now you must admit he does look a bit desperate. I mean, he ain't shaven for a few days, has he?

Dennis:
Well, nor have you.

Barry:
That's 'cos I'm growing a beard.

Dennis:
Maybe he is!

Barry:
Well, he's not a student, right, as Bomber so rightly surmises.

Dennis:
Naffin' hell, Barry, man.

Bomber:
No, hear him out. Let him make his point.

Moxey:
Oh, there's a point to all this, is there?

Barry:
My point is this - if he's not a student, right, and he was hangin' around last night, maybe it's him what tried to steal me bike. Maybe at this very minute, just maybe, he's goin' through all our things, right, prior to pissing off to destinations unknown. [Sniffs] Of course, this is a hypothetical speculation, not taking into account trust, which, er, which Dennis puts so much store in.

Dennis:
Come on! [They all get up and head back to the hotel, only to find Colin hasn't run off. In fact he's still there, having had a bath and a shave, and having a meal.]