Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

Neville:
Hey, Den! This really strange thing just happened!

Dennis:
[Eating a banana] What, Oz has shook hands with a German?

Neville:
No, man. Seriously.

Dennis:
What?

Neville:
You know I've been workin' with that Colin lad? Well, these two policemen just turned up with Ulrich. I dunno, probably about the vandalism. Anyway, when Colin seen them, he turned white as a sheet, did a runner.

Dennis:
What?

Neville:
Aye, he's gone. Psht, vanished. I've searched the whole site, there's no sign of him.

Dennis:
Well, have the police gone after him?

Neville:
No, man. Look, see, the coppers were here aboot the break-ins, right, but the point is he obviously thought they were after him. Colin did.

Dennis:
Oh, I see. Aye, he didn't seem too sure of his story, did he?

Neville:
Right, aye. I dunno, he seemed such a canny lad, but... I cannae imagine him in trouble with the law.

Dennis:
No, you cannae tell these days, man. I tell you what, we'll just get back to work, right? If he shows up, we'll have it out with him, right?