Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

Oz:
[As Barry throws...] Treble... double 20... and a 20... and 5. 65.

Barry:
65? I'm getting good at this, ain't I? I could make the team. [Gets the darts out.]

Oz:
Too late now, it's already been decided who's playin' - me, Dennis, Magowan and Moxey.

Barry:
Oh, Moxey's only in because of his board, isn't he? [Oz takes his turn]

Moxey:
'Ey! I 'eard that!

Barry:
So?

Moxey:
So it's not true. Look, we played the aggregate all week, right? I qualified fair and square.

Barry:
Yeah, only by the skin of your teeth.

Moxey:
I still qualified, though!

Wayne:
Bloody hell, you'd think it was the Olympics!

Oz:
[Counting his total] Seventy-four... [Imitating a darts announcer] "Oz, you require double 16." [Gets his darts while Barry steps up to the oche.]

Moxey:
'Ey, you could be scorer, Barry.

Barry:
Bog off. That's Nev's privelige, innit? After all, he arranged it.

Wayne:
Is, er, Nev picking up them soldier lads, then?

Barry:
[As he throws] Ah, the station, three o'clock.

Wayne:
Better organise the booze, eh?

Barry:
Yeah, we can arrange it on the dining table, can't we?

Oz:
Go on, man.

Barry:
All right. Get some crisps.

Wayne:
Oh, nice and festive, eh? What about some balloons?

Oz:
[Looks at Barry's score] 13? I thought you said you were improvin'!

Barry:
[Points behind him] Well he put me off with his bloody sarcasm, didn't he? [Neville enters the hut]

Oz:
Right. Double 8 wanted.

Moxey:
All right, Nev? Letter on your bed, mate.

Neville:
Oh aye? It's probably from Brenda, wondering why her money's short this week.

Wayne:
Is that why you're putting in so much overtime, then?

Neville:
It's not for the love of it, is it?

Oz:
Double 8 needed... [Having hit a single 16, he then hits a treble 16.]

Barry:
[Chuckles] Ah, choked under pressure. Let's see... you want double 8, and I want...

Oz:
219.

Neville:
[Reading the letter] Oh, aye, it's from Colin.

Oz:
Oh aye? What's his craic?

Neville:
...Oh, they've got a dress parade tomorrow morning. Oh, he's comin' over Monday instead.

Moxey:
Oh, that's no good. It's no fun unless it's the weekend. [Barry hits a 5 and a 4...]

Oz:
Well, that's all right, it'll give us some practice time. [Barry misses the board entirely and hits the wall.] Nice shot, Barry. One in the 5, one in the 4, and one in the wall.

Neville:
Best get the booze in today, eh? Naebody'll have any money left come Monday. Has that Magowan paid us anything back yet?

Wayne:
Has he what?

Neville:
I want what he owes. There's no reason why I should have to work Saturday mornings and Brenda go short for the likes of him, is there?

Oz:
[Hitting the double 8] That's it. Beautiful dart.