Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1
Moxey:
Oh, 'ey. Come 'ead, Barry. The suspense is killin' us.
Barry:
Have a bit of patience, Moxey.
Wayne:
Apparently, the polls are predicting purple.
Dennis:
Aye, well, the Poles don't have to live in our hut, do they?
Barry:
Can I have your attention, please, for a moment? [Clears throat] I, as returning officer... [The others shout him down, telling him to get on with it] All right, all right. The votes as cast are as follows. The winner is... yellow.
Dennis:
Yellow?!
Barry:
By... well, one point.
Dennis:
Who voted yellow?
Wayne:
I don't like yellow.
Bomber:
Me neither. It's not a man's colour!
Moxey:
It's a fiddle!
Bomber:
I demands a recount!
Barry:
Figures don't lie, y'know.
Wayne:
So, whose first choice was it then, 'ey?
Barry:
[Glances down at his sheet] Nobody's.
Bomber:
Well, then, how could it win?
Barry:
Because no two people had the same first choice.
Dennis:
So... so everybody's first choice only got two points?
Barry:
That's right, and yellow got three second places.
Dennis:
Well that’s a smashing system that is, Barry, isn'it? Eh? Everybody gets what nobody wants.
Barry:
That’s democracy, Dennis.
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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