Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet (1983-2004) is a popular British comedy-drama series about a group of seven British migrant construction workers: Wayne, Dennis, Oz, Bomber, Barry, Neville and Moxey, who are living and working on a German building site. more »

Moxey:
Oh, 'ey. Come 'ead, Barry. The suspense is killin' us.

Barry:
Have a bit of patience, Moxey.

Wayne:
Apparently, the polls are predicting purple.

Dennis:
Aye, well, the Poles don't have to live in our hut, do they?

Barry:
Can I have your attention, please, for a moment? [Clears throat] I, as returning officer... [The others shout him down, telling him to get on with it] All right, all right. The votes as cast are as follows. The winner is... yellow.

Dennis:
Yellow?!

Barry:
By... well, one point.

Dennis:
Who voted yellow?

Wayne:
I don't like yellow.

Bomber:
Me neither. It's not a man's colour!

Moxey:
It's a fiddle!

Bomber:
I demands a recount!

Barry:
Figures don't lie, y'know.

Wayne:
So, whose first choice was it then, 'ey?

Barry:
[Glances down at his sheet] Nobody's.

Bomber:
Well, then, how could it win?

Barry:
Because no two people had the same first choice.

Dennis:
So... so everybody's first choice only got two points?

Barry:
That's right, and yellow got three second places.

Dennis:
Well that’s a smashing system that is, Barry, isn'it? Eh? Everybody gets what nobody wants.

Barry:
That’s democracy, Dennis.

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