Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

Oz:
He had a great big bloody knife, man. He was gonna try an' kill us!

Bomber:
It was them saved your life, then.

Oz:
What are ye talkin' aboot, man? He's one of them.

Dennis:
Well, whatever he said, he's made them change their mind. I reckon you owe them a bit of an apology, the way you've been runnin' 'em down.

Barry:
[Standing over the spilled paint] Oh, someone give us a cloth, will you?

Wayne:
Fair dos, Oz. I reckon you ought to go 'round there in the morning and say thanks.

Oz:
Oh, aye? Take 'em a bouquet of flowers, like, an' a little note? Listen, mate, one of them Abduls tries to stick a knife in me guts, right? Another one stops 'em. That makes it even-steven as far as I'm concerned, right? [Heads his locker where the paint has spilled]

Barry:
Don't step in it! You're makin' it worse! [Oz slips and falls onto his bed, right onto an erotic painting Barry bought, ripping the canvas]