Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

Neville:
They're at it again.

Dennis:
Every time they see Oz it's a big joke. [Shouts down to the Turks] 'Ey! What's so funny, eh? [The Turks continue to laugh and jeer] Ho ho ho(!) [Confused, the lads climb down the ladder.] Oi... Here, here. Why you laugh at Oz?

Oz:
Aye.

Turkish worker:
This man saying, "Him taking my woman, I cutting him."

Oz:
So? So what, like?

Dennis:
What? You lads say what?

Turkish worker:
I say, "No cutting him. He's our friend, working together", but he says, "No, him taking my woman. I cutting him." Very mad.

Oz:
Very mad? You can say that again. He's off his bloody rocker!

Dennis:
Shut up, man, Oz! So, how did you change his mind?

Turkish worker:
I saying quick, "He's not taking your woman. We knowing this man. He's not taking any woman. He have nothing with women!"

Oz:
What?

Turkish worker:
We saying, "He nothing for woman, this man."

Oz:
[To Dennis] What's he talkin' aboot? "Nothing for woman, this man."

Dennis:
Very ingenious, aye!

Turkish worker:
So he laugh and go away. [The Turks laugh and turn to carry on with their work, as do Dennis, Neville and Bomber.]

Oz:
Hey, hey, Dennis? Here, what are they on aboot here?

Dennis:
Oz, they saved your bacon.

Oz:
Yeah, yeah, but how?

Dennis:
[Chuckling] Said you were a poofter! [Everyone laughs, while Oz just looks confused and/or offended]