Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

Neville:
Any mail for me, Den?

Dennis:
[Reading his letter] No. No, there's not, Neville.

Neville:
I didn't expect none. I got a parcel from Brenda yesterday. She sent us a new jumper. Oh, and some of her sister's birthday cake. We'll have that later.

Dennis:
Aye, smashing.

Neville:
It's not bad news, is it?

Dennis:
I don't know what to make of this, frankly.

Neville:
How'd you mean?

Dennis:
Well, it's from Vera. It says she wants to come out here.

Neville:
Here?

Dennis:
Aye. It says her sister's taking the bairns for the weekend and she could do with the break, and, er, "It would give us a chance to talk things over." What's she mean by that?

Neville:
Aye... she probably wants to finalise things, like.

Dennis:
Everything is finalised, man. The divorce has gone through. I dunno what there is to talk about. I mean, the solicitors did all the bloody talkin'. We didn't get a word in edgeways.

Neville:
Well, like she says, it'll be a break for her.

Dennis:
Well, if she wants a break, why doesn't her bloke take her somewhere, y'know? Eh? He's the one with the posh new car, good job...

Neville:
Ah, he's a very busy man, though, Dennis. Probably can't find the time.