Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

Moxey:
No, Oz! It wasn't my fault!

Barry:
Don't hurt him, Oz!

Oz:
[Pinning Moxey up against the wall, still covered in wet plaster] You won't take nowt serious, will yer? You, eh? Yer always pullin' some stunt or other!

Moxey:
Oz, it was Dennis, honest!

Oz:
Dennis? Dennis is too straight up to play funny buggers!

Barry:
Oz! Oz, it was a genuine mistake. It was a genuine mistake, really. [Oz flings wet plaster over Moxey's head] Look, Moxey's not malicious, is he? He's naive, right, but not malicilous.

Moxey:
[Getting up] Yeah. Right.

Barry:
See? Just a genuine mistake, that's all.

Oz:
[Turning on Barry] Well, so much for your bloody kismet, or whatever the hell you call it!

Barry:
It's not my fault she weren't called Yvette, is it?

Oz:
I feel a right berk now, though.

Moxey:
'Ey, Oz.

Oz:
What?

Moxey:
Yvette... Christa, Kismet, whatever her bloody name is... I mean, what's the difference? What's in a name?

Barry:
Aye. I mean, she may not be preordained from another life, Oz, but she ain't half got lovely bosoms.