Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

Wayne:
Hello, Oz. Who bought you them, then? [Chuckles]

Oz:
Get stuffed.

Wayne:
Oh, charming. Charming(!) No, seriously, though, what are they for?

Oz:
Nowt. Money down the drain, man.

Wayne:
You bought 'em for someone?

Oz:
It's none of your business why I bought 'em!

Wayne:
Yeah, all right! All right! I'm not trying to needle you.

Oz:
Nah? You'd better not, neither, right? I've had a right bellyful today! [They walk towards]

Wayne:
Hey, what are you gonna do with 'em?

Oz:
I dunno. Sling 'em, I suppose.

Wayne:
I'll take 'em off you.

Oz:
How much?

Wayne:
How much did you pay for 'em?

Oz:
Fifteen quid.

Wayne:
I'll give you half.

Oz:
Half?! They're only two hours old, man.

Wayne:
Yeah, but they're still second-hand, eh? I mean, there's not much demand for second-hand flowers, is there?

Oz:
They're as good as new, look.

Wayne:
They're wilting. Oh yeah, you should've put 'em in water, son, otherwise they wilt. Look at the petals. Definitely wilting.

Oz:
Are they?

Wayne:
Yeah. Well past their prime, sunbeam. I think £5 is a bit over-generous, really.

Oz:
It was £7.50 at the bricks!

Wayne:
Oh yeah, but they're wilting by the second, ain't they? I mean, the price goes down, son, even as we speak.