Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

Dennis:
Okay, out with it. What's the matter?

Vera:
Nothing.

Dennis:
Look, that was an excellent restaurant, that' You hardly ate a thing, you said even less.

Vera:
I'm not feeling very well. Must've been the flight. You know I don't like flying. Anyway, you and Dagmar could have stayed.

Dennis:
Oh, of course we couldn't have stayed.

Vera:
Don't you normally stay with her?

Dennis:
What's that remark supposed to mean?

Vera:
Just drop it, Dennis.

Dennis:
No, I won't!

Vera:
I'm tired.

Dennis:
You're upset. You're upset because I brought Dagmar.

Vera:
Yes! I'm upset because you brought Dagmar! Sometimes you can be...

Dennis:
I can be what?

Vera:
You can be really insensitive about how other people feel. You get an idea in your head, and you've got to see it through...

Dennis:
Look...

Vera:
But you don't always think it through!

Dennis:
Listen, I know what's goin' in your life, right? I want you to know the same about me. I just want you to know the way things are.

Vera:
You don't know the way things are.

Dennis:
Oh, really? Come on, inform me, then!

Vera:
Don't get angry!

Dennis:
I'm not gettin' angry, man! Confused, maybe.

Vera:
Look... I didn't come over here to sort things out. I could've done that on the phone. I came over here because our divorce isn't final yet.

Dennis:
I know it's not.

Vera:
Well, I'm not sure I want it to be.

Dennis:
Now, look, just wait a minute. This divorce was your idea, if I remember correctly.

Vera:
I know it was. And I know it hurt you. Well, it hurt your pride, anyway. And there were good reasons for splitting up. Very good reasons. But... [Sighs] Oh, I don't want to go through all that again.

Dennis:
Well, Vera... I wish I knew what you did want.

Vera:
...I don't want a divorce. I want you to come home.

Dennis:
Oh, bloody hell. [There's an awkward silence.]

Vera:
Fancy a drink? I got some duty-free gin on the plane. There are some glasses in the bathroom. [Dennis heads into the bathroom]