Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

Neville:
How's about if I contributed to a German heart disease charity fund, and instead of one of them little flags for me lapel, they put this tattoo on me arm?

Moxey:
Oh, very ingenious, that.

Oz:
Even Brenda would see through that fairytale, man!

Neville:
[Eyeing up Dennis downing the schnapps] I bet Dennis could come up with summat.

Dennis:
[In a drunken stupor] Not a chance.

Moxey:
What's got into 'im?

Bomber:
I dunno, but he's certainly taken hold.

Oz:
I'll have a word with 'im, he'll talk to me...

Dennis:
[Shouting] Just stop right where you are, Oz!

Bomber:
Come on, Den. We're your mates. Whatever it is, share it with us.

Dennis:
Aye, a trouble shared is a trouble halved, eh? Aye, that was one of Vera's favourite sayings, that was.

Neville:
Come on, Den. Snap out of it, man.

Dennis:
[Snapping] "Snap out of it?!" Will you listen to this lad, eh? Have you lot had any idea what it's like bein' kicked out of a marriage? It's like bein' asked to take down all those walls we've been buildin' brick by brick wi' yer bare hands. Imagine what that feels like, yeah? Aye, then imagine what it would be like if they came along and said, "Right, now put 'em all back up again."

Bomber:
We can help you, Den.

Dennis:
Thanks for the offer, Bomber, but you can't. I help you with your problems. Doesn't work the other way 'round. That's how it is! So all of you just, er... [Puts some money on the bar and takes the bottle of schnapps he's been drinking from and starts to leave the bar] ...just do me the only favour you can, will you, eh? Just leave me alone!