Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

Oz:
Oh, 'ey! What a day. I'm shattered [Flings his tools into storage]

Bomber:
Wayne signed on, then, Oz.

Wayne:
Yeah.

Oz:
Gotta put up wi' you, have I?

Wayne:
Oh, cheers. It's his charm that knocks me out, you know(!)

Oz:
Pour us a cup of tea, Nev.

Neville:
Oh, aye! [Heads to the stove]

Moxey:
You know what, Nev? He's gettin' really bossy these days, in't he?

Neville:
Aye, I reckon it's Barry's Planet of the Apes theory has gone to his heid. [Carries the kettle to the table while flailing his arms like a monkey]

Oz:
Howay, man, just pour the tea.

Wayne:
Yeah, of course, the advantage of being a chippie is you don't have to work in the hot sun all day, y'know.

Oz:
I blame Barry for all this palaver, yer kna. He's got us all convinced that we're missing Dennis's "leadership".

Wayne:
Yeah, yeah. Look, come on. What are we gonna do about him, eh? I mean, we've all leant on him enough for the past six months. It's time we gave the poor sod a hand.

Neville:
Well that's just the trouble. He'll not let us.

Oz:
Maybe it's his pride, eh?

Moxey:
M-maybe he just don't trust us.