Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

Dennis:
Just to avoid any more embarrasing scenes, I, er... shan't be goin' over the club tonight. I'm goin' down to town to get legless. So you lot will be safe where you are. [Leaves the hut]

Oz:
I reckon instead of examining our behaviour, Professor bloody Barry should have a look at him! I've never seen a man so withdrawn. He's nae thought for his mates...

Neville Oh, aye? Maybe you should pool your knowledge of budgies with Barry's knowledge of chimps! Between yer, you might find a solution.

Oz:
There's nae need for that, Nev, I'm just tryin tae...

Neville:
Oh, isn't there? Seems to me you couldn't care less about Dennis!

Oz:
I could, I could.

Neville:
Oh aye?

Oz:
All right, all right. I'll prove it, then. [Gets up and leaves the hut to follow Dennis downtown...]