Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

Dennis:
It's a bit of a choker, isn'it?

Neville:
Is he gonna be all right?

Dennis:
Aye. They've just sedated him. Had to give him a blood transfusion. Over two litres. It's a good job the ambulance got there so quick.

Neville:
What happened, for God's sake?

Dennis:
Oh, there was a bit of a rumble in this Bierkeller with some German lads. Magowan turned up. Oz got his arm slashed with a beer glass.

Neville:
Magowan. I might have known! That man could start a fight in an empty house! An' Oz isn't far behind!

Dennis:
You've got it wrong, Neville. It's my fault. I started all the trouble.

Neville:
You did?

Dennis:
Aye.