Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

Dennis:
Doctor, this is one of Mr. Osbourne's colleagues, Neville Hope.

Doctor:
Hello. [Neville shakes her hand]

Neville:
How do you do, Doctor?

Doctor:
Your friend is a very lucky man.

Neville:
Aye, I know. We're very grateful for what you've done.

Doctor:
Don't thank me for doing my job, Mr. Hope. [She goes into Oz's room] Guten Abend. Ist alles gut? (Good evening. All is well?)

Nurse:
Alles gut. (All good.)

Doctor:
I just wish you men could settle arguments without resorting to violence.

Neville:
This isn't typical, Doctor.

Doctor:
I see a lot of people injured in stupid drunken fights about football or women.

Dennis:
Yeah... is he going to be all right, then?

Doctor:
Oh, yes. He's lost a lot of blood, but that's been replaced. I've given him a sedative to help him rest. And, er... fortunately the wound isn't too large. He'll have a scar, of course. But, if he wishes, that can be put right.

Neville:
Put right?

Doctor:
[As they leave Oz's room] Yes. Cosmetic surgery, skin graft, whatever.

Neville:
Oh, I hope you don't mind me askin', Doctor, but while you're here, is there anything I can do about this? [Takes off his coat]

Dennis:
Look, Neville, I don't think this is the right place or time.

Neville:
Oz won't mind, Dennis. And I've gotta do somethin' aboot it. [Rolls up his sleeve to show the doctor his tattoo]

Doctor [Glancing briefly at the tattoo] Who is Lotte?

Neville:
I don't know. But it's not the wife. That's just the trouble.

Doctor:
So... this is an unwanted souvenir of your time in Germany.

Neville:
Very much unwanted. I've already lied to the wife once about it. I bandaged it up and told her it was an injury. I cannae keep doin' that all me life, can I? [The doctor just looks at Neville.]