Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

Bomber:
Not long now.

Neville:
Aye. One of these might be the last brick I lay in Germany.

Dennie:
Oh 'ey, don't start gettin' sentimental, Neville. [Neville laughs]

Wayne:
[Climbing a ladder to join the lads, with a Union Jack flag sticking out of his trouser pocket] Watch out, watch out... Hey-'ey! You lot are a bit keen, in't ya?

Moxey:
Yeah. Right, mate. Keen to get at the bevvy.

Barry:
[Climbing the ladder, also with a Union Jack flag in his trouser pocket] 'Ey, not before five, eh, lads? We don't want to spoil our most exemplary work record by short-changing the Erics on our last day, do we? Get to it, then!

Neville:
What are you doin' up here, then, eh?

Barry:
Well, it's different for me, innit? I'm a skilled worker, me, I'm not labourers like you lot.

Dennis:
Bollocks!

Barry:
I work on miniature masterpieces of wiring, I do, which cannot be constrained by mere units of time.

Dennis:
How is the time, by the way? It must be gettin' close.

Barry:
[Checking his watch] Er, about thirty seconds to go, I think. Yeah. I'll give you a countdown on my superbly accurate digital watch, shall I? Right... [Reads from his watch] 15... 14... 13...