Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

Oz:
See all this here? We built all this, yer kna! Our skill and labour! No computer will ever be able to take the place of us! Last for a thousand years, this will, yer kna! [takes a beer out of his sling and opens it] I'm tellin' ya! There'll always be a place for skilled labour!

[Wayne goes back into the hut, smoking a cigarette, followed by Barry]

Barry:
Phew!

Wayne:
What's that funny smell?

Barry:
Cor! That's... Vick's Moxey, innit?

Wayne:
No, that's definitely not socks, mate.

Barry:
It's stronger than socks, that is. Stronger.

Wayne:
That's petrol! Hey, your bloody bike has been leaking petrol all over my home, you idiot! [drops his cigarette... which ignites the petrol...] Oh dear... [...which quickly starts a fire in the hut!]

Barry:
There's a bit of a fire.

Wayne:
Oh dear.

[Bomber, Moxey and Neville finally approach the hut. Barry and Wayne rush out]

Wayne:
Barry, you bloody idiot!

Barry:
Get back!

Moxey:
[singing] To where you once belonged!

Neville:
What are you doing standing around out here?

Wayne:
Don't go in there, the flamin' hut's on fire!

Bomber:
About time it was put out of commission!

Barry:
[panicking] Look, I really think we ought to get out of the way, you know!

Neville:
Stop pratting around, Barry!

[The hut explodes! Everyone runs for cover.]

Barry:
MY BIKE!

Wayne:
Sod your bike, what about my bloody home?

Barry:
How am I going to get to Jeddah now?

Wayne:
I'll bleedin' kick you there, Barry!

Neville:
[Suddenly realising] Hey, hang on! The tickets and passports are inside! [Makes a run for the door, but he's held back by Barry]

Wayne:
Don't, Nev!

Moxey:
You can blame me for it. I'll cop for it, anyway!

Bomber:
All my gear's in there!

[Oz finally turns up. Wayne runs to him]

Wayne:
I wouldn't go in there if I were you.

Oz:
[Laughs] Hey, Barry, have you burnt the toast again?

Neville:
How can I get my passport, man?

Moxey:
Hey, you know what, lads? It takes me back! It really takes me back!